Give your vagina a voice. Your vagina's got a lot to say that you may not necessarily listen to. Lets start with this and hope it turns into something coherent. I'm never going to know (barring a sex change and even then I'm not sure) what it feels like for a penis to penetrate a vagina. I know I said penis, vagina and penetrate all in the same sentence its crazy I know but calm yo titties. Based off of my sex resume you're vagina is like a little version of you during sex some can be like "yeah dude that's awesome, shoo hop" or like "nah i don't like this shit, wtf is going on?" in the instances where its like "wtf is going on" you should speak up and say something because whoever is fucking you isn't a mind reader.
No reason to go to your friends after and be like "omg guuurrrll that sex with whats his face was awful" when really you just didn't say anything when you weren't comfortable or enjoying yourself, I've done it so I know it happens I'm not that weird.
Also a man is never going to know (barring a sex change and even then I don't know) what its like to have your vagina penetrated by a penis, I know I said those silly words again. Y'all need to speak up during sex but I'm talking about speaking up for your(our) lady giblets at the moment though not your smelly penises men. basically just speak up during sex and quit being shy or thinking if you say something he's gonna stop and leave or some shit, yeah theres supposed to be weird bodily sounds its sex so stop feeling nervous about making fart fart sounds during sex. ooh I said sex too how freaked are you? Hey that rhymed by the way.
Listen to your vagina's ladies, don't go along with something that's not enjoyable its not fair to either person. This is an utterly ridiculous and hilarious post but I wrote it at 3 in the morning and to be honest I thought it was gonna be horseshit and nonsense when I woke up later but its still funny and hilarious now. So enjoy! and speak up for your vagina's it'll be so much more awesome during sexy time for you, your vagina, the man or the woman deepening on whatever floats your goat i know i mentioned a man and woman scenario above but the talking vagina thing applies to almost all forms of sexual intercourse. Mostly this post is for the unsatisfied ladies I've talked to who don't speak up during sex when they don't like something.
Stop being a little bitch and say something. OK this is enough nonsense otherwise I'm gonna lose my mind, maybe its already gone. Penis Penis Penis, Vagina Vagina Vagina.
The end, see you all on my next mental break I guess.